Veterinarian Joke

[Mark]

Woman goes to the Vet with a duck in a box.
Woman asked if the duck would be ok.
Vet says duck is dead.
Woman says how do you know the duck is dead
Vet says hold on.
Vet comes back with a labrador retriever and the lab sniffs the box and turns his head
Vet brings in a cat, the cat looks in the box and turns it's head
Vet says the duck is dead and??that will be $250.00
Woman says why you charge me $250.00 to tell me the duck is dead
Vet says well you wouldn't take my word for it and so I had to do a Lab test and a Cat scan.

Hehe

[JohnNewman]

(09-14-2017, 07:08 PM)Mark Wrote: Woman goes to the Vet with a duck in a box.
Woman asked if the duck would be ok.
Vet says duck is dead.
Woman says how do you know the duck is dead
Vet says hold on.
Vet comes back with a labrador retriever and the lab sniffs the box and turns his head
Vet brings in a cat, the cat looks in the box and turns it's head
Vet says the duck is dead and??that will be $250.00
Woman says??phenq results posted here why you charge me $250.00 to tell me the duck is dead
Vet says well you wouldn't take my word for it and so I had to do a Lab test and a Cat scan.

Hehe

Lab test and a Cat scan - Haha! Very funny indeed.

At the veterinarian's office, the telephone rings: A man says "Listen, doctor, tomorrow I'll send my old dog with my wife. Give her a powerful poison so she does not suffer too much."
The vet responds "Okay, but will the dog know how to return home alone?"

[Sligh]

I actually chuckled at this... I'm a bit embarrassed to admit that. lol